Mancat Monday

That's it I want a refund! What sort of weekend is it when your Mummy gets out of bed before 6am?! What's an Ice Hockey tournament anyway? It doesn't sound edible for a start, so why get up that early to catch it? At least My Mummy's spent the weekend at home with us, even if Dad and D'boy have been out all day... But I treasure my 3-4 hrs a morning snuggling in bed with My Mummy and I get told off if I start my snuggling at 1 or 2 in the morning for some reason! :( So being a really good cat (and not much liking my beauty sleep being disturbed), I've had to make do with an afternoon snuggle... But I'm telling you it's not the same and just not good enough! Mancat can't survive on a fuss mid afternoon I tell you, well this mancat can't! I need at least 3 hrs a morning of snuggling on the weekend and at least 1 hr during the week, though I do try and get more then too! ;)

So Mancat Monday has found me feeling deprived and neglected and in serious need of a snuggle... At this rate I'll be forced to cuddle up to Tigmut'hep and you know that's a last resort and the rather desperate act of an under loved mancat, don't you Mummy!

Yes I know you cooked me sirloin steak last night, but that doesn't make up for the hours of serious deprivation I have suffered, even if Yao-lin would have just loved it and is probably now a meezerly shade of green with envy, it doesn't cut it with me... Nope I want snuggles now and if you don't want to lay down and let me cover you in my lovely furs, I shall pack myself off to the Isle of Wight with D'boy in a few weeks time and see if I can get some there! :P

Dad's old...

Today is my Dad's birthday and Mummy says we've all got to be nice to him all day long! But Mummy we want Dad to finish off our sunhouse so we can go out and play in it... What does he need with a nice quiet evening, a bottle of wine and a nice juicy steak?! We can eat that steak just as well as Dad and I know we'd appreciate it more... ;) Well maybe Mummy'll save us a little bit if we sit nice and look all cute and sweet?! :) Now the only problem there'll be getting Isis to join in the sweet, starving kitty look and not just trying to climb into Mummy's lap and help herself... Now if I play with her all day and make her nice and tired and then get Tigmut'hep to sit on her at dinner time we'll stand a chance! ;)