The best ever news is that the kittens are here and doing very well as is my sister Isis! :) She's had 4 in total, 3 boys and 1 pretty little girl who seems much like her momma.
My Mummy's not had that much sleep (3 hrs max), so won't be doing much more than joining me in my new role of Chief Kitten Gazer! :) After watching Isis give birth, I'm so in awe of her and those amazing little kittens that I kinda forgot to pin down the Stork... I was only paying attention to Isis and the kittens and am not sure if any of the Stork Hunting Squad managed to coordinate an attack either... Honestly watching ickle baby kittens is the best ever job in the World and I'd happily give up my Stork portion to do it again! :)
Back off to admire the kittens and purr at my 'sis... :)
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Sunday, 9 March 2008
Monday, 3 March 2008
Mancat Monday...
Ok, so I's a mancat and understand all about getting ladycats in the family way thanks to my time as a Stud boy... ;) So I thought I'd better find out about how kittens arrive! The thing is I'm now pretty darn confused... :S
I stayed up with Dad the other night and thought I'd ask him the big question, 'cause I just couldn't ask My Mummy all about it, I'd have turned redder than usual after all! So Dad told me all about the Stork and how he brings Momma cats' a bundle of ickle baby kittens... Now iffen I'm right, we don't get storks locally, but I've seen a juicy big heron or two! So surely that's what Dad means, he's just no ornithologist... ;) If that's the case I reckon there's good eating on one of those! :)
I'm therefore looking for a posse of mancats to help me take down this blessed Stork or Herron, this way my 'sis can have a load of kittens and we can have a darn good feast! ;) So far I've only signed Tigmut'hep up for my quest, he's providing some heavyweight lard, eer ok muscle (of the fatty variety), but I need a quick mover and someone who's knows no fear! I mean I'm not about to risk my uncommonly good looks going up against that Stork or Herron's beak, they look mighty vicious (more so that Skeezix vishus deer in fact), we also need a bit more muscle to make sure the job gets done right! I'm of course the brains of the operation and as such reserve the right to 50% of the takings... The rest of you are to receive an equal share and a little primo 'nip into the bargain! :)
All candidates considered, please apply to Ramses D'Lynx in writing before March 8th! ;)
I stayed up with Dad the other night and thought I'd ask him the big question, 'cause I just couldn't ask My Mummy all about it, I'd have turned redder than usual after all! So Dad told me all about the Stork and how he brings Momma cats' a bundle of ickle baby kittens... Now iffen I'm right, we don't get storks locally, but I've seen a juicy big heron or two! So surely that's what Dad means, he's just no ornithologist... ;) If that's the case I reckon there's good eating on one of those! :)
I'm therefore looking for a posse of mancats to help me take down this blessed Stork or Herron, this way my 'sis can have a load of kittens and we can have a darn good feast! ;) So far I've only signed Tigmut'hep up for my quest, he's providing some heavyweight lard, eer ok muscle (of the fatty variety), but I need a quick mover and someone who's knows no fear! I mean I'm not about to risk my uncommonly good looks going up against that Stork or Herron's beak, they look mighty vicious (more so that Skeezix vishus deer in fact), we also need a bit more muscle to make sure the job gets done right! I'm of course the brains of the operation and as such reserve the right to 50% of the takings... The rest of you are to receive an equal share and a little primo 'nip into the bargain! :)
All candidates considered, please apply to Ramses D'Lynx in writing before March 8th! ;)
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