Well other than finking about my love Marie and how much I've been missing her thanks to her Mom having to work more hours each week, I've been finking about writing to Marie's Mom's Boss and getting him straight on a few things! I mean the man's messing with my love life, not to mention My Marie's need to blog and talk to other kitties, or her need for her Mom's lap to be home for snuggling duties... So I'z been drafting a letter, so far this is what I've got:
From: Ramses D'Lynx
To: The Bad Man who makes My Marie's Mom work too much! (This address is bound to find the right man after all!)
Dear Mr. Bad Man;
Do you not realize what your forcing My Marie's Mom to work so much is doing to my love life?! I'z a very romantic mancat and need to tell My Marie how much I loves her on a regular basis, your added workload for Marie's Mom is playing havoc with my urges too! I mean, how's you like thwarted urges? I know a number of important and influential mancats who're bound to have sympathy over my thwarted urges, take Skeezix for instance... He's practically a professional fashion designer and he has incredible urges for his ladycat, I bet iffen Daisy cat's Mom had to work as many hours as My Marie's Mom is having, to thanks to you, Skeezix would find himself incapable of functioning properly and Mr TF would have to spend all his time helping him relieve his eer tension! ;)
So I implore you to refink your current staffing situation! Get My Marie's Mom an assistant and put her back to regular working hours, in fact why not cut them a bit so as to make sure I get the attentions I so desperately need!? Oh and while you're at it I fink My Marie's Mom could do with a big fat pay rise, to help fund my beloveds need for the best forms of stinky goodness out there. This will also help pay for her to visit me more often and vice versa!
I fink that will do for now, but iffen I can fink of anything else you should be doing to make My Marie's Mom's life that bit easier, I shall not hesitate to write and make my demands clear!
Thanking you in anticipation of your doing all I require.
Yes, I fink that'll do it and iffen he doesn't do all I require I fink I shall just have to call in a favour from all the cats I know in Calgary! I'm sure they can stalk him and make him think twice about not doing what I have so politely asked for in my letter... ;)