Thursday, 27 March 2008

Things on Thursday...

This award was originally created by Tesla who said "I award this to every cat that defends its fortress and castle against evil!"

I was given it by Adan and Lego for being such a good Uncle to Isis' kittens! :) Isn't that wonderful, getting award for doing something I love... It doesn't get much better than that!

It also doesn't get much better than my dear friend Miss Peach! So I'm passing the award on to her for making the blogsphere a better place for all us cats... :)

Please note my new Voki and leave your offerings of chicken in the bowl provided! Well a mancat can but try... ;)

Saturday, 22 March 2008

Silly 'sis sucks on Saturday!

Have you ever seen anything as silly as my 'sis trying (rather successfully) to drink from a baby bottle?! I've told you all before she's a little milk obsessive, now you have the proof! ;)

Friday, 21 March 2008

Finking Friday

Well for a start I fink Isis' kittens are growing like weeds! They all weighed in over 270g this morning, not bad considering they started life at little more than 100g each - I fink this means that any cat with weight issues should avoid Mothers Milk at all costs, don't ask me how Skeezix keeps his figure... ;)

I've been watching the kittens too and I fink they will be walking next week, so far they manage a few wobbly steps and them a bottom flop! Could it be that drinking as much Mothers Milk as the kittens do makes the legs wobbly? Seeing as I like my belly just the size it is and not all big and bloated I fink this is an experiment that will just have to be left for now... ;) I'd ask my 'sis, but I fink that if I suggested that Mothers Milk was anything but the finest health drink in the world she's "bop" me good and proper!

My Mummy says that in a little over a week the kittens can try eating solids for the first time and start learning about litter trays too! While I'm not interested in the contents of a kittens litter tray, I might well be interested in what's in their food bowl! :) At the least I fink I'll need to give it a good sniffing! ;) You see I fink of myself as "quality control"! :)

Wednesday, 19 March 2008


I was tagged by TT a fellow lovely Abyssinian, to do the middle name meme.

My middle name is Sir, well after all my full name is Ch. Myleenus Sir Lynxalot.

Here is how it works:

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.

2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name).

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

S - Stunning, sexy, snuggly, superb and most of all Sorrel through and through!
I - Irresistible, irrepressible though occasionally irrational when it comes to My Mummy!
R - Rare, regal and as My Mummy sometimes says at 4am, a right royal bed hog!

I would like to tag:

Daisy - 'cause she's always so interesting and I fink she wears purrty dresses! :)

Miss Peach - 'cause she's Isis bestest friend and Official Lady in Waiting! :)

Yao-Lin - 'cause he always makes me laugh, even though I feel very sorry for him and his sufferings...

Monday, 17 March 2008

Mancat Monday...

Well seeing as I now have 3 young students to teach the art of being a mancat to, I have been most busy! But as you can see from the above photographic evidence I have already taught one of my little nephews how to lounge around and nap like a proper little mancat with a big full tummy! :) I'm rightfully proud of my achievements as it's none too easy to get these kittens to sit still and listen to anything that's not to do with milk, so I have devised a training system that focuses on the things they like while teaching them the essentials! I like to think of it as the "3 M's", milk, mummy and mancatliness! ;) Since the first 2 come naturally to them they already are filled with a sense of achievement and personal pride, all the better for learning about being a proper mancat! :) This of course leaves Delta's further education to my 'sis and Miss Peach - she will undoubtedly learn how to drive a mancat wild and the fine art of throwing a tea party! :)

Friday, 14 March 2008

Finking Friday...

Well this week I've had lots to fink about for sure! I've finked about why My Mummy gave the kittens the names she has for a start... It seems that it's for a number of reasons, my Grandpur is an ex professional Jazz Musician and he turned 80 yrs old in January, the man at Silversmoke who owns their Daddy (Dan Dare) was a professional Jazz Musician too, of about the same era as Grandpur! Then there's the fact that all their names start with the letter D, well that's for their Daddy, Dan Dare, as well as for d'boy's first initial too! :) So it seems My Mummy can do lots of finking, just like me! ;)

I've also done finking about how cute the kittens are, most of this sort of finking has gone on as I've sat guard on them hour after hour. I fink my little half-sister Isis is an awesome Momma cat, especially as it's her first time being a Momma! :) I finks I'm very privileged at having actually witnessed the birth and that she lets me sniff the kittens and occasionally kiss them too... Not many mancats get this sort of privilege ever, not even iffen they're the Daddy! :) I fink there's a lot to be said for being an Uncle... Not to mention I've had a chance to lick kitten formula off of My Mummy's fingers, though unlike my milk mad half-sister I don't also try and suck it straight from the bottle. I fink she has more of it than all the kittens combined! ;)

Mostly this week I fink I love my 'sis and all her lovely ickle baby kittens... :) Birth is a miracle and I've been one very privileged mancat to have been the Daddy of 6 kittens of my own and the Uncle to many more, but these 4 in specific! :) Oh and in about 6 weeks time I'm going to be an Uncle again... Oh yes, one of my other half-sisters Noodle was confirmed pregnant this week! This will be Noodle's second lot of kittens but the Daddy, Frodo, is a first time father - they both live with My Mummy's friend Chris and a number of other lovely Aby girls - I fink Frodo has a bit of a harem going on there to be honest... ;)

Monday, 10 March 2008

Mancat Monday - aka The Mancat Called Uncle! ;)

My wonderful half-sister Isis and her kittens just 1-2 hrs after they were born on Sunday in the wee small hours! So mostly this Mancat has been kitten gazing and admiring his amazing sister's new mothering skills... It's a very mancat kind of thing to do and even Tigmut'hep is finding himself attracted to spending time kitten gazing! ;) So much for him being a big old grump... :)

Sunday, 9 March 2008

Super Special Sunday! :)

The best ever news is that the kittens are here and doing very well as is my sister Isis! :) She's had 4 in total, 3 boys and 1 pretty little girl who seems much like her momma.

My Mummy's not had that much sleep (3 hrs max), so won't be doing much more than joining me in my new role of Chief Kitten Gazer! :) After watching Isis give birth, I'm so in awe of her and those amazing little kittens that I kinda forgot to pin down the Stork... I was only paying attention to Isis and the kittens and am not sure if any of the Stork Hunting Squad managed to coordinate an attack either... Honestly watching ickle baby kittens is the best ever job in the World and I'd happily give up my Stork portion to do it again! :)

Back off to admire the kittens and purr at my 'sis... :)

Friday, 7 March 2008

Finking Friday...

Well firstly I fink I'd better let you all know where you can see video of Isis belly moving as so many of you have shown an interest in it! If you go to My Mummy's Abyssinian Cat Breeder Website via this link and look for the button that says Video File, you will find your self face to belly with all the movement! ;)

Other than that I fink I'd better keep a really good eye out for that Stork as it's getting closer all the time! ;) Maybe a nap first might help prepare me for being an Uncle though and I don't want to be all tired and sleepy, so just forty winks on My Mummy's bed and then back on duty! :)

Thursday, 6 March 2008

SHS on Thursday...

Well I've been thinking about the Stork Hunting Squad again and I'm convinced that we want as many members as possible, yes even woffies should be considered! Oh and with that in mind there's no age restriction as our woffie friend Misty is 14 yrs old tomorrow and she really wants to join! :) Just watch out iffen you don't want a woffie tongue bath as she's pretty much convinced that all cats are woffie kittens... Well at her age she's allowed to be a little daft I gather! ;)

I'm pretty sure that Storks deliver woffie kittens and bean kittens as well as ickle baby kittens! So I hope that answers Kimo and Sabi's question... I'm just a little concerned that the Stork may have an elephant kitten in it's bundle or some other such strange type of kitten! It'll be a bit of a problem telling Isis that she's gotta feed an elephant kitten when it's more than twice her size! ;) I bet My Mummy'd have issues with that one too... Maybe we should check the Storks bundle before we eat him?! We only want ickle baby Aby kittens here, no elephants, woffies, lions or the like... Another bean baby'd be ok, but I tend to think My Mummy'd have a lot of explaining to to do Dad iffen we gave her one of those! ;)

Yes, that it we've gotta have a designated Stork bundle checker in place, or we could wind up in deep dodo! ;)

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Tactical Tuesday

Ok so it's a deal, as soon as the Stork arrives here we're going to pounce him! :) Oh and I'm sure there's more than one Stork so TT no need to worry about your Mom...

To show you're a member of the Stork Hunting Squad, you may now proudly display this ID Badge on your bloggy, that way I can work out how many kitties this Stork has to be divided amongst as well as work out the best tactical use of each member of the Squad! :) After all I am the Mastermind... ;)

Monday, 3 March 2008

Mancat Monday...

Ok, so I's a mancat and understand all about getting ladycats in the family way thanks to my time as a Stud boy... ;) So I thought I'd better find out about how kittens arrive! The thing is I'm now pretty darn confused... :S

I stayed up with Dad the other night and thought I'd ask him the big question, 'cause I just couldn't ask My Mummy all about it, I'd have turned redder than usual after all! So Dad told me all about the Stork and how he brings Momma cats' a bundle of ickle baby kittens... Now iffen I'm right, we don't get storks locally, but I've seen a juicy big heron or two! So surely that's what Dad means, he's just no ornithologist... ;) If that's the case I reckon there's good eating on one of those! :)

I'm therefore looking for a posse of mancats to help me take down this blessed Stork or Herron, this way my 'sis can have a load of kittens and we can have a darn good feast! ;) So far I've only signed Tigmut'hep up for my quest, he's providing some heavyweight lard, eer ok muscle (of the fatty variety), but I need a quick mover and someone who's knows no fear! I mean I'm not about to risk my uncommonly good looks going up against that Stork or Herron's beak, they look mighty vicious (more so that Skeezix vishus deer in fact), we also need a bit more muscle to make sure the job gets done right! I'm of course the brains of the operation and as such reserve the right to 50% of the takings... The rest of you are to receive an equal share and a little primo 'nip into the bargain! :)

All candidates considered, please apply to Ramses D'Lynx in writing before March 8th! ;)