Monday, 3 March 2008

Mancat Monday...

Ok, so I's a mancat and understand all about getting ladycats in the family way thanks to my time as a Stud boy... ;) So I thought I'd better find out about how kittens arrive! The thing is I'm now pretty darn confused... :S

I stayed up with Dad the other night and thought I'd ask him the big question, 'cause I just couldn't ask My Mummy all about it, I'd have turned redder than usual after all! So Dad told me all about the Stork and how he brings Momma cats' a bundle of ickle baby kittens... Now iffen I'm right, we don't get storks locally, but I've seen a juicy big heron or two! So surely that's what Dad means, he's just no ornithologist... ;) If that's the case I reckon there's good eating on one of those! :)

I'm therefore looking for a posse of mancats to help me take down this blessed Stork or Herron, this way my 'sis can have a load of kittens and we can have a darn good feast! ;) So far I've only signed Tigmut'hep up for my quest, he's providing some heavyweight lard, eer ok muscle (of the fatty variety), but I need a quick mover and someone who's knows no fear! I mean I'm not about to risk my uncommonly good looks going up against that Stork or Herron's beak, they look mighty vicious (more so that Skeezix vishus deer in fact), we also need a bit more muscle to make sure the job gets done right! I'm of course the brains of the operation and as such reserve the right to 50% of the takings... The rest of you are to receive an equal share and a little primo 'nip into the bargain! :)

All candidates considered, please apply to Ramses D'Lynx in writing before March 8th! ;)

11 comments:

The Meezers said...

Count the three of us in - although I don't know how much a 4.7 lb half sighted non-meezer can help, but Miles and I will surely help!! - Sammy

Shadow / Molly said...

I'm not sure how to go about getting this bird but you can count me in too!

Will that mean though, that Mom's alien baby will have to wait some more, if we get this thing?

Shadow

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Good luck with the stork. I am on rather friendly terms so I won't paricipate...

Victor Tabbycat said...

You can count me in! What does stork taste like? They don't make stork-flavored Temptations... yet!!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Sign me up! Not only am I a fabulous leaper but I'm a tireless hunter of bugs and whirly-birds. This is going to be so much fun!

Latte

Pet's are 4 Life said...

I shall be telleporting over there in just a few moments, and we shall all lay in wait for that their stork thingie. I call the drumstick!!!

Daisy said...

I am wise to the way of nature, so I always knew that babies came from the stork. But I am a little confused about one thing: is there just one stork who does all the deliveries, or are there many storks?

felinesopher said...

Stork? Wouw...we love to try something 'new';)

Derby said...

ARe you sure about this with the stork? Or was he pulling your leg? I would like to join in. Not sure what I can do with no claws, but I will try.

michico*Adan said...

Sounds interesting~~~~Good luck with the stork!!

Lux said...

I have no fear!!!