Monday 26 May 2008

Mancat Monday

That's it I want a refund! What sort of weekend is it when your Mummy gets out of bed before 6am?! What's an Ice Hockey tournament anyway? It doesn't sound edible for a start, so why get up that early to catch it? At least My Mummy's spent the weekend at home with us, even if Dad and D'boy have been out all day... But I treasure my 3-4 hrs a morning snuggling in bed with My Mummy and I get told off if I start my snuggling at 1 or 2 in the morning for some reason! :( So being a really good cat (and not much liking my beauty sleep being disturbed), I've had to make do with an afternoon snuggle... But I'm telling you it's not the same and just not good enough! Mancat can't survive on a fuss mid afternoon I tell you, well this mancat can't! I need at least 3 hrs a morning of snuggling on the weekend and at least 1 hr during the week, though I do try and get more then too! ;)

So Mancat Monday has found me feeling deprived and neglected and in serious need of a snuggle... At this rate I'll be forced to cuddle up to Tigmut'hep and you know that's a last resort and the rather desperate act of an under loved mancat, don't you Mummy!

Yes I know you cooked me sirloin steak last night, but that doesn't make up for the hours of serious deprivation I have suffered, even if Yao-lin would have just loved it and is probably now a meezerly shade of green with envy, it doesn't cut it with me... Nope I want snuggles now and if you don't want to lay down and let me cover you in my lovely furs, I shall pack myself off to the Isle of Wight with D'boy in a few weeks time and see if I can get some there! :P

14 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Sirloin steak? That sounds yummy! Sorry to hear you didn't get a lot of snuggling time, Ramses. We agree with you: snuggles are important! We both love snuggling, and fortunately we have each other to snuggle with when a human isn't available!

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah~! Not enough snuggle time is unacceptable!!!!!!
Right now I am not happy with this condition for my own as well because Michico always works too too much so I don't have enough snuggle time with her!!!!!

The Misadventures Of Me said...

Oh boy, the beans think theys can skip snuggle time? What kinda make up is that, with steak anyways? I finks if you gives her the mean laser eye and a slight bitey, it may make her thinks otherwise. BUT also putting extra furs on her clothes, in her mug of tea and even on her plate at lunch time may help that process.

Daisy said...

You are very right, afternoon snuggles are not nearly as good as morning snuggles!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh I can only imagine your pain. Don't humans know that we can't be bought off with food?!

Wait I CAN!!!!

The Wanderer said...

aww you has to give your mum some slack...afterall, sports is essential to the well being of the beans or at least thats what our mum says!!

Anonymous said...

Awwww, Ramses! I hope you get some snuggles soon, and sirloin steak sounds fabulous!

I'm feeling much better, like myself again. Except I am definitely favoring soft stinky goodness over my crunchy goodness. I don't look forward to trips to the vet, but I do look forward to when my teeth are nice and clean and I have no mouth ouchies. My tooth cleaning is a week from today!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Rosemary B❤️ said...

What is it with humans always running off to silly things. They should stay home where it is safe and snuggle all day.

LZ said...

I've actually had to resort to snuggling with *gasp* Kaze before. I'm NOT proud to admit it. But hey, when the humans abandon you...

Chase

Lux said...

O dear, Ramses - I, too, hate to miss out on snuggle time. I hope you get extra to make up for it!

The Cat Realm said...

Show her and come on board the Voyager for the next few days - once you are gone she'll know what she is missing and treat you better!
No need to apologize for Tigmut'hep - we loved his "buffet dance", hahahahahhaha. See you soon!
Karl

The Cat Realm said...

Show her and come on board the Voyager for the next few days - once you are gone she'll know what she is missing and treat you better!
No need to apologize for Tigmut'hep - we loved his "buffet dance", hahahahahhaha. See you soon!
Karl

The Crew said...

Your Mom cooks you sirloin steak?! Can I come and live with you? All we get is dry kibbles.

Max S

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Oh dear! If you want snuggles now, I'm teleportin' over there as quickly as I can!!

I missed you here, I'm glad I'm back. *blush*

~your dearest Marie xoxoxo