Thursday, 18 December 2008

Thinking Thursday - Step 5 - Operation Daddy!

Step 5 - Now that your Daddy has started to understand that he must work very hard to earn your love and attention, he will become a man driven! Oh yes you can now show him how to earn a little more attention from you on a regular basis - for this I suggest investing in a clicker, so that you can train him properly...

You see male beans are not as intuitive as the females and this is why we need to put in that little bit of extra effort into training them. As most of you will know a female bean pretty much knows what is going on inside your head most of the time and can therefore anticipate your needs and demands. There are of course come female beans such as my poor long suffering friend Yao-lin's slave who are not so well equipped in this department, after studying this and Isis interviewing the slave, I have come to believe it's some form of retardation... See Yao-lin, it's not your fault she's untrainable! ;) However most males are trainable if you put in the initial effort...

So now you have a clicker and a supply of treats and a Daddy who is desirous of your attention. Soon you will be able to get him to click and offer you a treat as and when you require one. Oh yes with a little effort your Daddy will become very well clicker trained and will understand the need to get it out at regular intervals throughout the day. His reward for clicking the clicker and giving you a treat will be your brief tolerance of him being close to you and maybe, just maybe you headbutting him - remember not to give him too much attention too soon or he'll loose his driving desire to do what it takes to get your attention too. Oh and it never hurts to go over to your Mummy after he's been feeding you treats and start falling all over her and smothering her in love, affection and furs!

This weeks motto for Training a Better Daddy is: keep 'em keen and treat 'em mean!

16 comments:

Sen, Tama and Tom said...

Ramses! So delighted to see you right off the bat on the comment side at our blog today. This means there will be some "Paw it Forward" goodies heading your way soonest! To share, of course, with Isis and Tigmut'hep.

Your Red Brother,
Sen-Chan

Team Tabby said...

Ramses you have some awesome ideas on how to train daddy!

Mindy, Moe, Bono

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Very good Ramses. However some males are also retarded and are strickly untrainable--like the Male.

Lux said...

This is so very informative; I'm taking copious notes! :)

Happy Holidays!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Ramses, your Daddy training tips are fantastic and right on the money! We have our Daddy trained pretty well ourselves ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

A Few Good Cats said...

Ramses, you are absolutely correct. Remember, be patient, and "they don't care how much you know unless they know how much you care!"

Quasi said...

The clicker idea is great! I hope you and your family have a great holiday and a happy new year!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Ramses, this is a very, very important article. I read each and every word whilst perched on the edge of my seat - I am sooo happy to know that my human has a form of retardation - do you know, for a while i actually thought it was my training skills! Imagine that! You are clearly the most intelligent cat with highly trainable slaves. To say I am envious is an understatement! xx

Everycat said...

Top Training Tips Ramses thank you!

Happy Christmas to you and yours!

Whicky

Chesney Cats said...

Merry Christmas!!

The Cat Realm said...

Happy Holidays to you!
The Cat Realm

Honey P. Sunshine said...

Merry Christmas to all of you!

Black Cat said...

A very Happy (and Isisbellyfullofkittens?) Christmas to you all! :) xxx

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE hope your Christmas was a happy one :)

Wishing you a HAPPY NEW YEAR too!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey,Georgia and Tillie

michico*Adan said...

I think your daddy will have lots of sweet work to do~!!!

Kimo and Sabi said...

Happy New Year 2009!