VET's suck! :P

Dat's it I'z quite had it with stupid male vets... Specially ones who act like nervous little girlies and can't even remember their manners! I'z mean what vet in their right mind finks I'z going to let them look at me iffen they don't bother tellin' me how beautiful I am lookin' even with a horrid conehead of humiliation in place!? I'z asked My Mummy if the stand in vet is some sort of special needs case, 'cause he sure was stupid and as nervous as a little girly! He tolded My Mummy nothing she didn't already know and said I'z gotta keep the conehead on for a few more days as well as continue with the auntybiotic eye drops... While my eye is almost better there's still a bit of pinkness to my inner eyelids, so that needs to clear up before I'z can come off the drops... My Mummy tolded him that she finked that I needed at least 3 more days on them and he just agreed with her and said maybe even 5 days. Every time I'z moved the stupid big tall lump jumped and acted all scared and silly and I didn't so much as have to lay a claw on him. I'z willin' to bet iffen I did he'd have pooped his pants! ;) *giggle*

After he finished lookin' at my eye, with My Mummy holding me with one arm and holding my eye open for him to see with her spare hand (cause he was too big a wet sissy to touch me himself), he didn't even bother to tell me I'z been a big brave boy like lovelylady vet does! I mean where are manners these days? Does they really let vets qualify iffen they don't tell cats they'z beautiful and remember to tell them they've been big and good and brave for puttin' up with d'poking?! It just doesn't seem right to me that they're doing this... A good vet is short, sweet and female for a start! Not tall, male, stupid and lacking in manners... :( I mean they call good manners "eticat" or some such for a reason!

• Eti, from et cetera the Latin for "and so on" or "and other things"
• cat obviously meaning (Felis silvestris catus) better known as the domestic cat

Therefore the whole word should be taken to mean "Good manners towards cats and other things" :) It's all very simple when you fink about it right! ;)

So here I'z am, stuck in d'conehead for another few days... Feelin' kind of sorry for myself and about ready for nap in My Mummy's office. At least My Mummy bothered to tell me what a big brave boy I'z was last night! She even gotted me an extra yummy dinner full of fishes to make up for my having to remain a conehead for another week, when lovelylady vet comes back off holidays and can see me and tell me how beautiful I am and what a big brave boy I've been living with the conehead for so long...! :) At least she understand the finer points of eticat!