Thursday, 29 November 2007

VET's suck! :P

Dat's it I'z quite had it with stupid male vets... Specially ones who act like nervous little girlies and can't even remember their manners! I'z mean what vet in their right mind finks I'z going to let them look at me iffen they don't bother tellin' me how beautiful I am lookin' even with a horrid conehead of humiliation in place!? I'z asked My Mummy if the stand in vet is some sort of special needs case, 'cause he sure was stupid and as nervous as a little girly! He tolded My Mummy nothing she didn't already know and said I'z gotta keep the conehead on for a few more days as well as continue with the auntybiotic eye drops... While my eye is almost better there's still a bit of pinkness to my inner eyelids, so that needs to clear up before I'z can come off the drops... My Mummy tolded him that she finked that I needed at least 3 more days on them and he just agreed with her and said maybe even 5 days. Every time I'z moved the stupid big tall lump jumped and acted all scared and silly and I didn't so much as have to lay a claw on him. I'z willin' to bet iffen I did he'd have pooped his pants! ;) *giggle*

After he finished lookin' at my eye, with My Mummy holding me with one arm and holding my eye open for him to see with her spare hand (cause he was too big a wet sissy to touch me himself), he didn't even bother to tell me I'z been a big brave boy like lovelylady vet does! I mean where are manners these days? Does they really let vets qualify iffen they don't tell cats they'z beautiful and remember to tell them they've been big and good and brave for puttin' up with d'poking?! It just doesn't seem right to me that they're doing this... A good vet is short, sweet and female for a start! Not tall, male, stupid and lacking in manners... :( I mean they call good manners "eticat" or some such for a reason!
  • Eti, from et cetera the Latin for "and so on" or "and other things"
  • cat obviously meaning (Felis silvestris catus) better known as the domestic cat
Therefore the whole word should be taken to mean "Good manners towards cats and other things" :) It's all very simple when you fink about it right! ;)

So here I'z am, stuck in d'conehead for another few days... Feelin' kind of sorry for myself and about ready for nap in My Mummy's office. At least My Mummy bothered to tell me what a big brave boy I'z was last night! She even gotted me an extra yummy dinner full of fishes to make up for my having to remain a conehead for another week, when lovelylady vet comes back off holidays and can see me and tell me how beautiful I am and what a big brave boy I've been living with the conehead for so long...! :) At least she understand the finer points of eticat!

14 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

According to my Bean, the male human doctors aren't much better. EtiCat...I will have to remember that.

Team Tabby said...

Another whole week with da cone ...arrgh....Ramses, wood you like us to come over en 'straighten out' da male vet yu went to see?

Tigmut'hep said...

Oh I'z gotta agree with your fur once buddy, dat VET hadded no manners! :( You'z was lucky he didn't wanna get his big poky hands on you though, he was mighty rough...

HRH Yao-Lin said...

ramses that so called vet soundslike he shold be struck off. I mean, how DARE he not compliment you? With or without a cone head, you are still stunning!

I do hope you feel better soon xx

Dragonheart said...

Sorry to hear that the stand-in vet doesn't have very good manners. The two vets and all the vet assistants at the practice I go to are female, and they always tell me how handsome I am, and what I good boy I am. :) Of course, I am a good boy - I don't even meow.

I hope your cone can come off soon.

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Interesting! My vet is a VERY tall man but he always tells me how cute I am and kisses me all over and makes me do little leg dances and kicks. Dr. Ian loffs me even though I give him the whitering stare. I'm sorry about the cone head and the stupid vet who was askeered of YOU (hehe, that is just so funny!). Just a few more days!!

Latte

The Furry Kids said...

Oh, Ramses! I'm sorry to hear that you have to wear the cone for more days. That stinks. FWIW, Momma hates boy V-E-Ts, too. (She's only met one good boy V-E-T, but he was a cardiologist, not a regular V-E-T) She even picked a V-E-T's office that doesn't have any boys working there at all.

Maybe if you promise not to scratch your eye, your mom can take your cone off for a few minutes and give you lots of ear and neck scritches.

Love,
Tazo

Gemini said...

I am ever so sorry that you still have that stupid cone on. I know that my vet would have had it off by now, but she is a petit woman vet!

DEBRA said...

Ramses

I am sorry you have to wear that conehead for a few more days...hope it will earn you lots of treats and sympathy from your Momma!

Purrs
Abby

Daisy said...

Ramses, you are very right, that vet had NO eticat. The nerve of him to forget to mention how brave and beautiful you are!

Henry Helton said...

I really don't like going to the vet. He is a bad, bad man!

Caesar and Princess said...

We agree, the male vets are just like human vets.
Girl vets are much better.
we hope you lose the cone soon. Poor thing. We are sending good vibes!

michico*Adan said...

Hope I sincerely hope your eyes could be better...... I wanna see your shiny eyes soon~!!!!!
It's in the second weekend~!!!! Hope you get well~!

Ramses said...

Oh my eye is much better, I'z fink d'stupid vet just didn't want there to be any chance of it getting reinfected... Anyway I'z found a wonderful use for my cone now and I'z not sure I wanna give it up full time now! ;)