Tuesday 20 November 2007

Treatment Tuesday...

Thanks everykitty, the VET was as nice as she could be, but I'z have now got 3 lots of drops to take for the eye... :( Oh and the indignaty of wearing a cone collar on my head!

One lot of drops I'z only need putting in once a day, the antiebiotics I'z need twice a day and the third lot I'z needs 3 times a day! Oh and I'z need eye baths in saline to clean it up 2-3 times a day too! :( You'z see I didn't leave my paw sore eye alone and have now managed to give it an ulcer, hence the cone collar of indignity!

Just to add to the trauma of it all Isis has turned evilz! She seems to thinks my cone collar of indignity is really a fun toy that needs pouncing on from great heights! :( She'z been caught laying in wait for me behind furniture and doors... She seems to think it's a good idea to play kill d'collar while it's still on my head! Just you wait 'till I'z fighting fit again and I'z will give her such a bopping! :)

Oh and if'z you want to torture your catparents real good for making you suffer this sort of indignity, it's a good idea to go crashing round their bedroom at all hours of the night! ;) The sound of a cat stumbling around with a cone collar on is guaranteed to wake even the heaviest of sleepers... If all else fails bribe Tigmut'hep to go play squish the bladder first thing in the morning! He's a true master of the art of bladder squishing, not only standing on just the right spot to insure greatest pain and need, but shifting his weight from paw to paw while he does this just to add to the torture element, while purring and looking as cute as possible to make them prolong the torture of their own free will, "cause doesn't the kitty look cute!" ;) Now if you can manage to get your evilz little 'sis to put the bitey on their toes about this time you'll have them outta d'bed so fast you'll be amazed at how speedy they can be! Oh and now it's time to take full advantage of the warm bed they've just vacated... :)

17 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh Ramses, I'm glad the vet was nice, but sorry to hear you have to wear an evil collar, and have eye drops put in three times a day! Isis should leave you alone, instead of pouncing on the collar. I hope your eye heals quickly so you can have the collar off soon! Sending healing purrs your way.

The Misadventures Of Me said...

Oh no the cone head! Yikes of all the things to be humliateds with. I hopes your eyes gets better soons.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

If you plugs your tail into the TeeVee you can pick up satallite signals with the cone.

LZ said...

At least you get to torture them with your cone. I got locked in an isolation room for 2 months when I had my cones on. I was a master of removal and suture removal. I'm truly sorry for all of the drops, hopefully you will heal quickly!

Latte

The Furry Kids said...

Dude, you got a cone *and* drops?! That is just plain wrong. I had an ulcer a few months ago and it blew. I've got some neat tricks to play on your mom and dad if you want.

EG

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

I'm so sad that your eye is hurt...and the evil collar!!! Oh no! I'm glad you found ways to make your mommy and daddy suffer, for putting you through the indignity of wearing the cone.

I'm also glad that the vet was kind to you, altho dunno how kind she COULD be if she makes you wear a cone too.

I think I'd better teleport over there so that I can stop Isis from pouncing on your collar all da time!

Get better soon, my always handsome mancat! xx

~Marie

The Meezers or Billy said...

ferst you haf to holler "CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP I'M A FREAKING FLOODLIGHT" at the top of your lungs, THEN, you haf to stand on your mom in the middle of the night. and put your cone ofur her face and breathe on her. Guaranteed to scare the poo out of her (Gramma Trixie tolded me that trick, and she said she laffed and laffed for YEARS after she didded that to mommy).

Miles

Daisy said...

I am sorry you have to put all those medicines in your eyeball. It sounds very, very hurty! I think Isis is just trying to help you get the cone off your head.

Ramses said...

Oh boy have I ever got to try the Gramma Trixie trick! ;) I'z now on aunty-inflammatory meds too help with the swelling and feeling a little bit hungry regardless of the humiliation, though I must say d'conehead makes a mighty good food shovel as long as you've got a fully trained Mom like My Mummy to clean you up after! ;) I stolled all Isis food using my new trick you sees! :)

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh Ramses..I am sorry for your suffering but...kill the collar sounds like a brilliant game! Really! I am so sorry but i can't help but chortle. A little. x

Gemini said...

I am so sorry you have to wear a cone on your head. I think that would be icky.

I hope you get better very quickly.

Anonymous said...

Oh Tig, I'm so sorry to hear you have to wear a cone. And goodness gracious, I would hate for one of my brothers or my sister to pounce on my cone, too, if I had to wear one -- bless your heart! I will be purring and puring for you to heal up and feel better soon!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Yoo poor mancat, not the collar of indignity! Oh my, well, we hope yoor eye heals up real good and fast so yoo can bop yoor sisfur fur pouncing it.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Wearing collar is not good, but, it's necessary~! I am so sorry to hear about that, But I believe you will be fine soon~!!!

Please stay still, I am purring and praying for you.

Ramses said...

De aunty-inflammatory pills seem to be helping a little bit, at least they're making me so hungry that even the collar of indignity can't keep me from face planting in a big bowl of stinky goodness when ever I can! I'z not crashing into stuff as often either now I'z got the hang of being a conehead... Oh and 'sis has stopped her pouncing after My Mummy had serious words with her! :)

Willow said...

Oh, Ramses, I am so sorry that you have to wear that collar of indignity! But hopefully, all of those drops will make you better really soon. I'm glad that Isis stopped playing kill the collar - it might be fun AFTER you're done wearing it though!

Healing purrrrrrrrs, Willow

Mickey's Musings said...

Sorry about yer eye and the collar,but man you are devious too!hahahaha!!!
Mmmmm,warm bed :)
Purrs